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girlsbydaylight:

お仕置き by 呼吸(59)@ついった on pixiv

girlsbydaylight:

お仕置き by 呼吸(59)@ついった on pixiv

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
  • DC: You mean even after you've pumped Black Widow, she still can't star in a movie even though every other character you've introduced can appear in a movie?
  • Marvel: Well umm...
  • DC: Not to mention Avengers only had ONE female character and you have thus far a single female hero in your entire Cinema Universe, and you're bitching at us about Wonder Woman? Really? Wonder Woman had a TV show and a movie already.. Name one female character you've had that's had either? None.
  • Marvel: Well.. we had a GAY WEDDING on the cover of Astonishing X-Men!
  • DC: you mean the lowest selling X-Men comic? Awesome. Not to mention that you had Northstar marry the character you guys created SOLELY to be his boyfriend and never once did anything to develop him as a character in any way, so your gay marriage is a huge sham. Also, we did it first. Apollo and Midnighter are married and have been members of Stormwatch and Authority. Oh and Bunker our new teen character? Also married. Oh and The Movement had more LGBTQ characters than you have in your entire UNIVERSE, but you guys cornered the market on gay diversity with your one stunt gay marriage right? Oh and btw, we're not against gay marriage. We don't want any of our heroes married, so we don't have to One More Day them.
  • Marvel: But But but We've got HAPPY COMICS!
  • DC: Yeah.. SUperhero comics. Meanwhile, we've had a Western that's lasted 3 years. We've had War comics, Sword and Sorcery comics, magic, science, and tons of different things. You've still only done superhero comics. Congrats. Oh and we have humor titles, you just didn't read them.
  • Marvel: But WE HAVE GOOD MOVIES!
  • DC: And we have good TV, animated series, animated movies, games, comics, books, while you're still rocking gimmicks and great movies. So congrats on FINALLY getting some media that we haven't dominated yet.. oh wait, we did years ago.
  • Marvel: MS MARVEL IS A MUSLIM!
  • DC: Ok.. the new Green Lantern is a Muslim. Dr. Fate is also a Muslim (Ben-Hassin). Congratulations. Where's Dust again, you know.. you're first Muslim superheroine that you've completely ignored for the last several years and done nothing with?
  • Marvel: We have a LATINA (which means female.. Latino is male) Ghost Rider that's really a dude!
  • DC: And we have Vibe and Blue Beetle, both of which have appeared and do appear on TV. Your Latina (sic) Ghost Rider hasn't appeared in anything beyond the comics.
  • Marvel: WE HAVE ROCKET RACCOON
  • DC: Nice.. You mean Rocket because he now hates to be called a raccoon even though all through his entire history he has, but now he doesn't. And he's an absolute jerk now. So yeah? We have Captain Carrot and the entire Zoo Crew and they predate your Rocket Raccoon. You're only trumpeting Rocket b/c you're owned by Disney.
  • Marvel: SHE-HULK! AND FEMALE THOR!
  • DC: Wonder Woman, Batgirl, Batwoman, Supergirl, Katana, Pandora, Worlds' Finest, Birds of Prey, We've had several female lead titles and have had them for years. Glad you're FINALLY catching up. Oh and all our our ladies stand on their own, they don't need to sub in for a male hero while he's temporarily out.
  • Marvel: AFRICAN AMERICA CAPTAIN AMERICA! YEAH!
  • DC: Umm Ok.. We have: Mister Terrific, Static, Batwing (both Lucas and David), Steel, and we recently introduced our FOURTH (yes Fourth) Black Superman in Val-Zod. So glad you can finally play ball with us. Now can you stop acting like you're the masters of diversity because.. You're not.
dirtyriver:

michaelallanleonard:

January 29, 1977

Alfred E. Neuman

dirtyriver:

michaelallanleonard:

January 29, 1977

Alfred E. Neuman

bitterandcurt:

Let’s talk about Renee Montoya for a minute.
She’s a character that was created for the Batman animated universe and first appeared in Batman: The Animated Series in 1992. It’s traditionally the fate of characters created in expanded universes to just fade away once the piece ends, but Detective Montoya joined the relatively small list of characters (like Harley Quinn, Mas y Menos, X-23, and Phil Coulson) to make the tough jump from expanded universe to the original comics.
First, she started guest starring in Batman and other comics related to Gotham City before becoming a major character in Gotham Central, a comic series that focuses on the Gotham police department. In that series, she is outed as a lesbian in an attempt to discredit her. She gets disowned by her religious parents and eventually quits the force out of disdain for the corruption she sees.
Then she becomes a major character in yet another comic series, 52 where her sexuality is NOT erased, her interracial lesbian relationship is shown and furthers her own character development, and she befriends The Question, a prominent DC superhero. Eventually, he passes on the torch and moniker to her and she becomes The Question.
So there we have it. A queer woman of color became The Question after starting as a side character in a non-canon animated television show.
How fucking cool is that?

bitterandcurt:

Let’s talk about Renee Montoya for a minute.

She’s a character that was created for the Batman animated universe and first appeared in Batman: The Animated Series in 1992. It’s traditionally the fate of characters created in expanded universes to just fade away once the piece ends, but Detective Montoya joined the relatively small list of characters (like Harley Quinn, Mas y Menos, X-23, and Phil Coulson) to make the tough jump from expanded universe to the original comics.

First, she started guest starring in Batman and other comics related to Gotham City before becoming a major character in Gotham Central, a comic series that focuses on the Gotham police department. In that series, she is outed as a lesbian in an attempt to discredit her. She gets disowned by her religious parents and eventually quits the force out of disdain for the corruption she sees.

Then she becomes a major character in yet another comic series, 52 where her sexuality is NOT erased, her interracial lesbian relationship is shown and furthers her own character development, and she befriends The Question, a prominent DC superhero. Eventually, he passes on the torch and moniker to her and she becomes The Question.

So there we have it. A queer woman of color became The Question after starting as a side character in a non-canon animated television show.

How fucking cool is that?

fyeahforgottencomiccharacters:

Bygone Biographies of Forgotten Friends

Golden Eagle aka Charley Parker aka Ch’al Ander

Charley’s father (Fel Ander) was an alien from Thanagar sent on an undercover mission on Earth. There he fell in love with a human woman, Sharon Parker, and they had a son, Charley.

About four years later they gave Charley up for adoption because the Thanagarians were demanding more from Fel and him and Sharon did not want their child discovered.

He was kicked out of his foster home when he was 18 and didn’t know what else to do with his life, so he considered jumping off a high building, but was rescued by (Golden Age) Hawkman and Hawkwoman (Carter and Shiera Hall), and they gave him room, board, and a job at the Carter Hall museum.

After rescuing Hawkwoman from the Shadow Thief, the two give Charley his own Thanagarian armor and he becomes the super hero Golden Eagle.

He soon moves to Los Angeles to strike it out on his own, and becomes a hero for hire. He also joins the Teen Titans in the Teen Titans West faction, but they soon disband.

Charley stays with Mal and Karen Duncan for a while in Los Angeles with the Teen Titans, and takes up surfing as a hobby.

Later, many of the Teen Titans would be captured by the Wildebeest Society. Charley donned his Golden Eagle costume once again to rescue the Titans, but he was killed on the island.

Somehow the Nth metal in his armor had resurrected him, and he went on a vendetta against Hawkman, teaming up his villains against him. Soon after he lost his left eye, and his rage towards Hawkman cooled down enough to where he apologized, and they worked towards peace on Thanagar.

Unfortunately, he was soon held captive by an alien forerunner until she found another planet to conquer, and only then could he return home.

DC/Marvel female leads

jan-arrah:

DC has Wonder Woman at over 600 issues. Marvel does not have a single female lead that comes anywhere near that.
Marvel’s top female lead is She-Hulk with a total of 142 issues including issue 7 of the current on-going. Yes she still has an on-going, so she’ll get more issues and this combines all…

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
  • DC: You mean even after you've pumped Black Widow, she still can't star in a movie even though every other character you've introduced can appear in a movie?
  • Marvel: Well umm...
  • DC: Not to mention Avengers only had ONE female character and you have thus far a single female hero in your entire Cinema Universe, and you're bitching at us about Wonder Woman? Really? Wonder Woman had a TV show and a movie already.. Name one female character you've had that's had either? None.
  • Marvel: Well.. we had a GAY WEDDING on the cover of Astonishing X-Men!
  • DC: you mean the lowest selling X-Men comic? Awesome. Not to mention that you had Northstar marry the character you guys created SOLELY to be his boyfriend and never once did anything to develop him as a character in any way, so your gay marriage is a huge sham. Also, we did it first. Apollo and Midnighter are married and have been members of Stormwatch and Authority. Oh and Bunker our new teen character? Also married. Oh and The Movement had more LGBTQ characters than you have in your entire UNIVERSE, but you guys cornered the market on gay diversity with your one stunt gay marriage right? Oh and btw, we're not against gay marriage. We don't want any of our heroes married, so we don't have to One More Day them.
  • Marvel: But But but We've got HAPPY COMICS!
  • DC: Yeah.. SUperhero comics. Meanwhile, we've had a Western that's lasted 3 years. We've had War comics, Sword and Sorcery comics, magic, science, and tons of different things. You've still only done superhero comics. Congrats. Oh and we have humor titles, you just didn't read them.
  • Marvel: But WE HAVE GOOD MOVIES!
  • DC: And we have good TV, animated series, animated movies, games, comics, books, while you're still rocking gimmicks and great movies. So congrats on FINALLY getting some media that we haven't dominated yet.. oh wait, we did years ago.
  • Marvel: MS MARVEL IS A MUSLIM!
  • DC: Ok.. the new Green Lantern is a Muslim. Dr. Fate is also a Muslim (Ben-Hassin). Congratulations. Where's Dust again, you know.. you're first Muslim superheroine that you've completely ignored for the last several years and done nothing with?
  • Marvel: We have a LATINA (which means female.. Latino is male) Ghost Rider that's really a dude!
  • DC: And we have Vibe and Blue Beetle, both of which have appeared and do appear on TV. Your Latina (sic) Ghost Rider hasn't appeared in anything beyond the comics.
  • Marvel: WE HAVE ROCKET RACCOON
  • DC: Nice.. You mean Rocket because he now hates to be called a raccoon even though all through his entire history he has, but now he doesn't. And he's an absolute jerk now. So yeah? We have Captain Carrot and the entire Zoo Crew and they predate your Rocket Raccoon. You're only trumpeting Rocket b/c you're owned by Disney.
  • Marvel: SHE-HULK! AND FEMALE THOR!
  • DC: Wonder Woman, Batgirl, Batwoman, Supergirl, Katana, Pandora, Worlds' Finest, Birds of Prey, We've had several female lead titles and have had them for years. Glad you're FINALLY catching up. Oh and all our our ladies stand on their own, they don't need to sub in for a male hero while he's temporarily out.
  • Marvel: AFRICAN AMERICA CAPTAIN AMERICA! YEAH!
  • DC: Umm Ok.. We have: Mister Terrific, Static, Batwing (both Lucas and David), Steel, and we recently introduced our FOURTH (yes Fourth) Black Superman in Val-Zod. So glad you can finally play ball with us. Now can you stop acting like you're the masters of diversity because.. You're not.

Pretty Cure First Appearances (2004 - 2014)

(Source: sekaiichihappy)

snakescales:

キュアムーンライト | ももぱん

snakescales:

キュアムーンライト | ももぱん

thehappysorceress:

Steampunk Batgirl by Marco Santucci

thehappysorceress:

Steampunk Batgirl by Marco Santucci